Saturday, April 14, 2012
Mouse Crucified On A Cactus
I asked for a sign from Jesus and nothing arrived all over Easter. In vain I lived off toasties in the hope of an effigy appearing in one. Nothing. Then less than a week later, a mouse, an innocent creature, crucifies itself on a cactus! this is truly a sign from Jesus. This mouse died for my sins...He is the Mouseiah.
In a Godless unfeeling universe, such terrible cruelty is inevitable. Poor mousey, got stuck on cactus and died. We found him this morning already dead. Damn you God, damn you!! Why are you so cruel?