"We are giving you the amazing chance to buy half price seats for some of his fast selling November dates. Buy now to avoid disappointment!" They've hads to knock the price down so pensioners can afford it!
If you're still under 30 you might fancy bland, FM friendly, pointless, wannabe, and soon will be, stadium rockers SNOW PATROL at Manchester's G-Mex. I saw them at Glastonbury a couple of years ago, and as well as wishing I hadn't, instantly foresaw that they'd be huge in just a few years. U2 for our grandchildren I reckon.
Or you could see the tabloid-friendly spectacle that is BABYSHAMBLES
I had to put this in quotes just cos I don;t want anyone thinking I could write the following words: "Catch the hilarious comedian when he performs at Manchester's Apollo later this month" - JIMMY CARR. Or you could pay less and see womeone who's funny.
And I expect the quote marks I put in were turned into little squares. It always happens!
I like the bit at the end of the email where it says "ALSO NEW THIS WEEK..."
and there follows a list of bands, many of whom are quite good and well worth seeing. But probably considered a bit weird by the fine upstanding major party-voting c**ts who seem to own this country.
the list of weirdos included
BARENAKED LADIES
GET CAPE WEAR CAPE FLY
MADNESS
MORRISSEY
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
THE DECEMBERISTS
THE SUNSHINE UNDERGROUND
BADLY DRAWN BOY
GNARLS BARKLEY
GOTAN PROJECT
NEW ORDER
SOUTH PAW
THE DEARS
THE DIVINE COMEDY
THE FUTUREHEADS
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