Friday, December 11, 2009

A Really Crap Story

Dearest friend,
Good day, How is you and your family, i hope that all is fine; before I contact you I, ask god to provide a good person who will help me out of this situation and God direct me to you. I will really like to have a good relationship with you, and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you. I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here my step mother want to kill me and claim all my father riches and run away with it because she didn't have child, firs i am Jolana.Manniova 24years old girl from Liberia, the only daughter of Late prince Harry Manniova the deputy minister of national security under the leadership of president Charles Taylor who is now in exile after many innocent soul were killed, My father was killed by government of Charles Taylor, he accuse my father of coup attempt. I am constrained to contact you because of the abuse I am receiving from my step mother and she want to kill me and run away with me father wealth and money and properties. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile i wanted to escape to the Europe but she hides away my international passport and other valuable travelling documents. Luckily she did not discover where i kept my fathers File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where i am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Ouagadougou , Republic of Burkina Faso . I wish to contact you royally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your Country. My father of blessed Emory deposited the sum of (US$12) Million Dollars in Africa Development Bank Burkina-Faso with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer of these funds in your country. As you will help me in an investment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my 1 year in the university, when the crisis started. It is my intention to compensate you with 50% i will take 40% and 10% will be any fee may come out in this transfer of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why i decided to contact you. As soon as i receive your positive response showing your interest i will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. I am waiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this to yourself and every communications shall be made through this email address alone for confidential purpose and you should not disclose it till i come over to your country, once the fund has been transferred into your bank count. Thanks, I will send you my pictures as soon as i get your good reply from you. Again please tell me more about yourself. And i will give you application letter of claim you will fill and send to the bank for urgent transfer. I am waiting to hear fro you urgently please. Thank you. Jolana.Manniova.

My reply?
FUCK OFF!

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