Thursday, February 25, 2010

One more - then I'll Stop

Here's another blog entry about Bruce "The Brute" Anderson.

09 April 2009 1:27 PM

Horizontal discussions...

Have a guess to which political columnist this lovely story refers.

At the Tory conference in Blackpool in 2007, a packed corridor in the Imperial Hotel saw a certain hack in an advanced state of refreshment.

The slavering journo was busy casting a lecherous eye over a young female Tory activist despite her clear discomfort at his attentions. The hack in question was irritated when his advances were momentarily interrupted by a woman in a wheelchair trying to get past. "F**king cripple!" he muttered before returning to what is possibly the most excruciating chat-up line I've ever heard.

"My dear," he said. "I'd love to see you on the floor of the House of Commons....preferably in a horizontal position..."

It gets worse. He then suggested that he would love to see the woman in question undress for bed. He would like to hide behind a curtain and watch. "Then I could come out from behind it.."

Of course, none of the above has anything whatsoever to do with two equally eye-popping blogposts by Nadine Dorries HERE and Iain Dale HERE.


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