Thursday, February 10, 2005

Royal Fuck Up

I was sitting on the toilet this morning, having a crap, when on comes an announcement on BBC Radio Four: Charley’s going to marry Camilla. Oh for fucks sake, another sodding Royal Wedding. I hate it. I’ve endured too many already. Luckily I was in Andorra when he married Diana, so was able to escape, with my dad, into downtown Andorra La Veilla to eat cheese and drink wine. It didn’t stop everyone else in the hotel watching it in the lobby, including my mum and sister.
I've heard the date for the wedding now - it's going to be on April 8th.


AND I'M GOING TO BE IN SPAIN............ YAY!!

1 comment:

daven said...

roflmao!!